We have shit loads of new tunes and quality old tunes that the world is still yet to hear. We have albums and albums worth of material so now we need a drummer to join the band!

If you feel you like you are up to the challenge and you feel you fit the criteria below… THEN GET IN TOUCH!

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Goodbye
Josh “OOOHH AAAHH” Smithyman

LISTEN TO SAY HELLO TO CHARLIE AND OTHER TRACKS HERE

We recorded the first track at A Bomb Studios on Sunday and to say the session was a mess would be the understatement of the century. Davo turned up first hanging out of his arse after a night in Stafford, followed swiftly by BIG TOM in a little yellow Nisan Micra…. WTF?! Douggie spent most of the time shitting himself in every corner of the room…. Ben turned up an hour late without his drum kit!

Tom's Pussy Magnet!

Here is Ed From ABomb’s recollection of the session.

“The Vouch’s first EP session(Charlie) has come out rather splendid, considering it was recorded on a betamax player.

All the elements are there, catchy melodies and hooks, with a strong rhythm section.

I think recording the drummer blind folded was a stroke of productive genius on my behalf, but what do I know.

In between naked vocals, Davos addiction to Wurlitzer piano’s and the “three take wonder” brothers, the overall product is a steamer… in a good way.

To cut a long story short, I hate the vouch. I hate how they write catchy songs and dress so pretty.

Douggie has nice hair.”

How funny is POO!

So yes, I recorded the vocals for ‘Say Hello To Charlie’ with my cock out, and if you solo the vocal track…. You can hear it slapping around as I jump! Thanks to Karl and Ed at ABomb Studios for putting up with our shit, literally!!!

We are back in the studio very soon and we will bring you photos and videos from the session. It is great to be doing this again!

A bomb is a great if your searching for recording studio midlands.

Safe as FUCK!

Josh “I’m obsessed with toilet humour” Smithyman

Metallica on Radio 1? Bit random!

We’ve got some new tunes, demo-ing them at the moment and things are looking good. Got a new lad drumming with us, no need to make his head any bigger than it already is, but he is the bollocks.

Not alot to report other than… Expect something that will make girls finger themselves dry and lad’s wank themselves sore!

“THIS WILL MAKE YOU RICH, ATTRACTIVE AND POWERFUL”

How funny is it when dog’s do people things!!!

so fuck off Jason Derullo, Bruno Mars, Lady Gaga, Joel Price, Eddie Instone and Jason Wood, I hope you all contract the plague and die a long slow painful death.

All the boys are single so come to the gigs and get your boobs out…. You might get lucky SLAG’s!

Josh “SAFE AS FUCK” Smithyman

the live performance and the single is getting some great feedback. we all want you to download the Late Night Lover single, pass it on to friends, play it in your car, play it out your bedroom window… whatver you want!

go to our download area and download LATE NIGHT LOVER now!

Video coming soon…